Passion Anal Desensitizing Lube, Max Strength Water-Based Lube, 8.25 Oz

Let me start this review by saying that I never thought I would be writing a review for an anal desensitizer. But hey, life is full of surprises, isn't it? So here I am, sharing my hilarious experience with Passion Maximum Strength Anal Desensitizer. First things first, the packaging. I have to give it to Passion for their creativity. The box looks like something straight out of a sci-fi movie. It's so futuristic that I half-expected it to start flying around my room. Just a suggestion, Passion, maybe you could include a spaceship-shaped applicator next time? It would definitely add some extra excitement to the whole process. Now, let's talk about the actual product. Passion Maximum Strength Anal Desensitizer claims to provide maximum comfort during anal play. And boy, does it deliver! I applied a small amount as directed, and within minutes, I felt like my derriere had transformed into a numb block of ice. I couldn't help but giggle at the thought of my tushy taking a nap while the rest of my body was awake and ready for action. It was like having a party in my pants, but only half of me was invited! But let me tell you, this stuff works so well that it's almost too good. I mean, if you're into the whole "pain is pleasure" thing, maybe this isn't the product for you. It's like going to a rollercoaster park and finding out that all the rides have been transformed into gentle merry-go-rounds. Where's the thrill in that? And the best part? The tingling sensation lasts for hours! So, if you're planning a marathon session of anal adventures, Passion Maximum Strength Anal Desensitizer has got your back (or should I say, your backside) covered. Just make sure to schedule some time for your posterior to recover afterwards because, trust me, it's going to need a little R&R. In conclusion, Passion Maximum Strength Anal Desensitizer is like a hilarious prank played on your behind. It numbs you up so much that you'll wonder if you actually have a butt anymore. If you're looking for an anal experience that's more giggle-inducing than mind-blowing, then this product might just be your ticket to a pain-free bootylicious adventure. Just remember, laughter is the best medicine, even for your derriere!

Good product, won't disappoint you, it's not messy. And it does help a lot

I definitely recommend. Makes it easier to bottom, and it helps without numbing when doing anal. You still get to enjoy and it feels very natural.

This lubricant is quite nice! It didn't take too long to ship, and it arrived early and discreetly. Now, while it may seem like very little lube to work with, especially since this lube is to be used for anal play, etc., it is quite a lot when you consider that a little bit of this lube goes a long way and lasts quite long. It is a bit more on the stickier, viscous side than it is on the watery side, even though it is water-based. However, it is very easy to clean and doesn't leave you feeling sticky or slippery, or even slimy when you're done washing up. In terms of numbing, it does the job, and quite rapidly, at that. I was pretty numb within minutes! Forgive me if I'm being a bit bold here, but this lube helped me take in 8" like I was a pro. I do have to say, however, the numbing strength seems to have worn off. Now, I'm not sure if it's just me, but that's something to look out for, so try not to keep this stuff around tooo long. Overall, this lube is great at doing what it is advertised to do, and I highly recommend it. Its pros outweigh its cons, and hey, if I could take 8" with this lube, you can too! (Or even better than 8" lol)! Thank you for reading. EDIT: I totally forgot to mention! This does stain clothing and fabrics in general... it leaves a dark spot (like when water spills on... idk a cushion or something), but it feels sticky and slippery. It is easy to wash out though!

To say that I'm please with this product would be a gross understatement!! I received it this morning, and couldn't wait to try it this evening. It's all it said it would be, smooth, soft glide, and most of all fast acting. Just enough desensitizing, without numbing the feeling completely. I can't express how comfortable the toy was, gliding into my back door. I'm ready to try a larger diameter toy, that will fill me up completly. I had no side affects at all. I throughly enjoyed the experience.

My wife says it helps, Butt it is still something for only once in a great while lol, its better than never.

Esto es lo mejor lo recomiendo te adormece el área pero aún así sientes satisfacción y no sientes nada de dolor

The best lube ever made

I’m impressed. My wife loves this

As described 5 stars

I like the texture