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product_id: 125467713
title: "I Need a New Butt!"
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reviews_count: 13
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# I Need a New Butt!

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desertcart.com: I Need a New Butt! eBook : McMillan, Dawn, Kinnaird, Ross: Books

Review: Absolutely Bonkers and She's Obsessed! - I had a strong suspicion "I Need a New Butt!" would resonate with my 4-year-old’s sense of humor, and wow, was I right. Just reading the title sent her into fits of giggles. The premise – a kid who thinks his butt is broken and goes on an imaginative journey to find a new one (an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt?) – is exactly the kind of wonderfully absurd stuff she loves. We must have read it five times the first day. The Good Stuff (Pros): Off-the-Walls Silliness: This book doesn't take itself seriously for a second, and that's why it's so great. My daughter finds the whole idea, and especially the increasingly wacky butt suggestions, hilarious. Fuels Creativity: The wild ideas for new butts really got my daughter’s own imagination going. She started brainstorming her own silly butt designs, which was fun to see. Fun to Read Aloud: The rhyming text has a good rhythm, making it enjoyable for me to read and for her to listen to. She's even starting to shout out the rhyming words. Expressive Artwork: The illustrations are a huge part of the charm – they’re bright, funny, and perfectly capture the silliness of each potential new butt. Could Be Better (Cons): Purely for Fun: If you're after a book with a profound lesson or a quiet, gentle story, this definitely isn't it. It’s 100% about being goofy. "Butt" is the Star: The word "butt" appears. A lot. We think it's hilarious in this context, but if that word makes you cringe, this might not be your cup of tea. The "Crack" Conundrum: The story kicks off because the boy sees his butt has a "crack." It's all very innocent in the book, but it did lead to a brief, literal-minded anatomical Q&A session with my daughter afterward! Bottom Line: This book is a massive hit for us – it's funny, it's creative, and it makes my daughter laugh until her belly aches. If your child loves zany humor and you're okay with the prominent theme of "butts," I can't recommend this one enough. It’s become an instant classic in our rotation.
Review: Butts are funny! - This is actually one of my son’s favorite books….and mine! He thinks butts and toots are hilarious, so buying this book was a no-brainer! He laughs every time we read it.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN  | B00O839RCW |
| Accessibility  | Learn more |
| Best Sellers Rank | #91,714 in Kindle Store ( See Top 100 in Kindle Store ) #31 in Stories in Verse #63 in Children's Beginner Readers #64 in Children's Health Books |
| Customer Reviews | 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (16,884) |
| Edition  | Illustrated |
| Enhanced typesetting  | Not Enabled |
| File size  | 4.6 MB |
| Grade level  | Kindergarten - 4 |
| ISBN-13  | 978-0486796116 |
| Language  | English |
| Page Flip  | Not Enabled |
| Part of series  | My Butt |
| Print length  | 32 pages |
| Publication date  | June 20, 2014 |
| Publisher  | Dover Publications |
| Reading age  | 3 - 7 years, from customers |
| Word Wise  | Not Enabled |
| X-Ray  | Not Enabled |

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Absolutely Bonkers and She's Obsessed!
*by C***U on May 12, 2025*

I had a strong suspicion "I Need a New Butt!" would resonate with my 4-year-old’s sense of humor, and wow, was I right. Just reading the title sent her into fits of giggles. The premise – a kid who thinks his butt is broken and goes on an imaginative journey to find a new one (an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt?) – is exactly the kind of wonderfully absurd stuff she loves. We must have read it five times the first day. The Good Stuff (Pros): Off-the-Walls Silliness: This book doesn't take itself seriously for a second, and that's why it's so great. My daughter finds the whole idea, and especially the increasingly wacky butt suggestions, hilarious. Fuels Creativity: The wild ideas for new butts really got my daughter’s own imagination going. She started brainstorming her own silly butt designs, which was fun to see. Fun to Read Aloud: The rhyming text has a good rhythm, making it enjoyable for me to read and for her to listen to. She's even starting to shout out the rhyming words. Expressive Artwork: The illustrations are a huge part of the charm – they’re bright, funny, and perfectly capture the silliness of each potential new butt. Could Be Better (Cons): Purely for Fun: If you're after a book with a profound lesson or a quiet, gentle story, this definitely isn't it. It’s 100% about being goofy. "Butt" is the Star: The word "butt" appears. A lot. We think it's hilarious in this context, but if that word makes you cringe, this might not be your cup of tea. The "Crack" Conundrum: The story kicks off because the boy sees his butt has a "crack." It's all very innocent in the book, but it did lead to a brief, literal-minded anatomical Q&A session with my daughter afterward! Bottom Line: This book is a massive hit for us – it's funny, it's creative, and it makes my daughter laugh until her belly aches. If your child loves zany humor and you're okay with the prominent theme of "butts," I can't recommend this one enough. It’s become an instant classic in our rotation.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Butts are funny!
*by M***T on January 19, 2026*

This is actually one of my son’s favorite books….and mine! He thinks butts and toots are hilarious, so buying this book was a no-brainer! He laughs every time we read it.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Something fun to read.
*by R***R on December 2, 2025*

Babies love this book.

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*Last updated: 2026-03-16*