---
product_id: 47029515
title: "You May have touched Your Genitals Original Funny Hand Towel Tea Flour Sack | Wash Up Use Soap Comedy Bathroom Cloth by Mari Kyrios Creations"
brand: "mari kyrios collection"
price: "€ 35.05"
currency: EUR
in_stock: false
url: https://www.desertcart.sk/products/47029515-you-may-have-touched-your-genitals-original-funny-hand-towel
store_origin: SK
region: Slovakia
---

# You May have touched Your Genitals Original Funny Hand Towel Tea Flour Sack | Wash Up Use Soap Comedy Bathroom Cloth by Mari Kyrios Creations

**Brand:** mari kyrios collection
**Price:** € 35.05
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** You May have touched Your Genitals Original Funny Hand Towel Tea Flour Sack | Wash Up Use Soap Comedy Bathroom Cloth by Mari Kyrios Creations by mari kyrios collection
- **How much does it cost?** € 35.05 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.sk](https://www.desertcart.sk/products/47029515-you-may-have-touched-your-genitals-original-funny-hand-towel)

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## Description

The pic you see is an actual item! This is not Photoshop'd in any way, except when I cropped the image down to size. No touch ups or weird filters applied to make it look other than it is. I created this funny bathroom hand towel originally for a friend onto the best tea/flour sack towels ever made since 1943. Reading "Wash Up! You May Have Touched Your Genitals." and showing the surprised face emoji. Each towel is heat pressed to order and packaged daily; these flour sack towels get better with age and use. These are the same towels used in high-end kitchens across the world. These tea towels (aka flour sack towels) are everything a premium towel should be: Heavy-Weight Highly Absorbent 100% Cotton Durable Get Better with Every Wash Quick Drying Lint-Free Hemmed on All Four Sides Each towel is pre washed, preshrunk and ready for use. Each is uniquely cut and measures approximately 17 inches by 38 inches (variances occur in size and cannot be matched exactly to another towel). Each quote is about 5 inches by 5 inches. Machine wash cold & tumble dry medium.

## Features

- 100% Cotton 17 inches by 38 inches
- Tea Towel and Flour Sack Towel - Printed for that "Distressed" look.
- Hand pressed to order. Fade and wear resistant in the wash!
- Production and care from start to finish by Mari Kyrios

## Images

![You May have touched Your Genitals Original Funny Hand Towel Tea Flour Sack | Wash Up Use Soap Comedy Bathroom Cloth by Mari Kyrios Creations - Image 1](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31m6e26ANhL.jpg)
![You May have touched Your Genitals Original Funny Hand Towel Tea Flour Sack | Wash Up Use Soap Comedy Bathroom Cloth by Mari Kyrios Creations - Image 2](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41x6jYGv75L.jpg)

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*Product available on Desertcart Slovakia*
*Store origin: SK*
*Last updated: 2026-01-24*