Swerve Bum Cream

This cream is brilliant. I have been using it for around 3/4 months now and apply it before going out on any ride. It is quick to apply and has no side effects that i've experienced. More importantly though I have not experience any chafing or soreness during this time whilst using it - applying it has become part of my cycling routine and I honestly don't think I could live without it now.

A high quality effective product, does what it says on the tube as well if not better than other similar products yet it caused an unexpected and hilarious reaction before I’d even received it. Like many families, we have an Alexa Dot. It’s fair to say that an electronic voice playing out that a “delivery of bum cream for dad this afternoon after 2pm” got a huge laugh in our house as my 23 year daughter innocently asked Alexa what the alert was not knowing it’s a cycling accompaniment. Questions were asked.It’s fair to say, I will be aiming to time a delivery of my repeat purchase on days when my son or other daughter, with friends or maybe even my mother-in-law are around the house. Alexa has never been so funny! Thank you SwerveBumCream, you work in wonderful ways!!

Been using Swerve Bum Cream for a year now, its kept me happy and comfy for may miles

Like a minty light body lotion.Doesn't sting intimate areas - but do not use on broken skin as it stings a bit.Soaks into the skin and doesn't damage or stain underwear.Very good product, way better than GLIDE or similar.

I use this on every ride, mainly due to having previous issues. I can honestly say that it is the best cream I've used so far...I've used several different types of cream and this one is the best.The cream is slightly thinner than others I've used in the past but this takes nothing away from the comfort and results of this cream. I will not be using any other product again...

Love this cream and I won't go out on the bike without it. Both moisturising and protective, and almost like a lube which is especially kind on the lady bits. Virtually eliminates any saddle chafing on that sensitive area.Smells nice too, and washes out of the bib shorts easily.

Don't get it. Used to swear by Chapeau Century Cream. Then they lost there UK distributor and it got very thin on the ground. Forced to look for alternative. Found this and the story about it being designed by a Pro Lady swung my purchase because they have a much more sensitive undercarriage than blokes.This stuff is thinner and when I first used it was convinced it would be impossible to be better than Century. It is though. It stays on for hours and just works. It also does not leave you with sticky goo feeling if you put a lot on for a big ride.Amazing highly recommend.

My derrière is very appreciative of this product. I don’t know how it works, but it does. I bought this as I had saddle sore whilst training for a cycling holiday and this has helped to stay on the saddle for longer, as it would have been to painful otherwise. Although I find it had to take the name or the description of the product seriously. I cannot help smirking every time I look at it.