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🍪 Crack open your destiny—if you dare! Laughs baked fresh, no sugarcoating.
Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies Two-Pack features 24 vegan, individually wrapped cookies in red and green, each containing professionally written, irreverent fortunes designed to spark laughter and lively conversation at adult parties. This unique combo blends dark humor with delicious vanilla-flavored cookies, making it a standout gift or party starter for millennials craving edgy, memorable experiences.
| ASIN | B0BNWC2H4N |
| ASIN | B0BNWC2H4N |
| Age Range Description | 18+ |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #31,661 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #8 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Humanity + Unlucky |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars (408) |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 5 x 9.75 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Firm |
| Item Form | Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 0.28 Kilograms |
| Item Type Name | Funny Fortune Cookies |
| Item Weight | 7.8 Ounces |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Number of Items | 24 |
| Number of Packs | 2 |
| Number of Pieces | 24 |
| Occasion | April Fool's Day, Birthday, Party, St. Patrick's Day |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Product Benefits | Provides hilarious and irreverent fortune messages for entertainment |
| Product Dimensions | 4.25 x 5 x 9.75 inches; 7.8 ounces |
| Set Name | Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen |
| Size | 12 Count (Pack of 2) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| Unit Count | 7.8 Ounce |
| Units | 7.8 Ounce |
A**R
Perfect for a party
Bought for a party. These are hilarious! They taste good also!
C**R
DONT BUY FROM AMAZON
100% great company, but do not buy these off Amazon! Buy from the website. Amazon is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From Amazon it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how Amazon is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"
L**Y
Funny-ish gag gift
Made cute stocking stuffers! Only some of the fortunes were funny.
C**K
Funny Adult Party Favor (Not for the Easily Offended)
These were a fun and memorable giveaway for my horror bus tour, and most people got a big laugh out of them. The fortunes are definitely written for adults with a dark sense of humor, so these are not for anyone who is easily offended. In my first order, a couple of the fortunes were melted together and couldn’t be read, which is why I’m giving 4 stars. That said, the second order arrived in perfect condition with no issues. Great choice for adult parties, horror events, or anyone who enjoys edgy humor—just know your audience.
T**B
These are Awesome Fortune Cookies
These fortune cookies amazing. My mom bought them for me for Valentine’s Day this last year and I ate them all. They are witty and have a great sense of humor. I’ve tried a bunch of different fortune cookies (my mom gets me fortune cookies for valentines every year) and these rank in the top. The cookies itself is crunchy and has decent flavor (does anyone eat fortune cookies for flavor lol). I also like to save really good fortunes from my cookies and this bag had some real gems that I decided to keep. If you’re getting these as a gag gift they are certainly worth it and are a lot of fun. Highly recommend
G**R
miss fortune
just a fun item at the party.
M**N
Don't Waste Your $$
Do Not Waste Your Money Half stale. Not any sayings I ever heard from Trump. Several of the dozen broken. Repeat fortunes. Do not waste your money of these. They are pitiful. Loaded with food dye.
G**R
Plans on buying more soon!
Every time I buy these (I'm on my 4th bag) I'm never disappointed! I read the mis-fortunes on the air during my live streams and people get a crack out the. So far I've gotten the dirty, sassy, spooky and the lates Fortunes Against Humanity. The taste of the cookies is nice and light without being overpowering too. I plan on buy two different ones next month as well!
K**.
Don't buy these. They all came broken, and the duty cost as much as the damn cookies!
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