---
product_id: 50756440
title: "Grow Your Own Jesus"
brand: "toyday traditional & classic toys"
price: "€ 9.68"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
category: "Toyday Traditional & Classic Toys"
url: https://www.desertcart.sk/products/50756440-grow-your-own-jesus
store_origin: SK
region: Slovakia
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# Perfect novelty gift Water-activated growth Expands 600% in size Grow Your Own Jesus

**Brand:** toyday traditional & classic toys
**Price:** € 9.68
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 💧 Grow your faith (and fun) one drop at a time!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Grow Your Own Jesus by toyday traditional & classic toys
- **How much does it cost?** € 9.68 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.sk](https://www.desertcart.sk/products/50756440-grow-your-own-jesus)

## Best For

- toyday traditional & classic toys enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted toyday traditional & classic toys brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Miracle of Growth:** Watch Jesus expand up to 600% with just a splash of water—instant awe.
- • **No Fuss, No Batteries:** Completely battery-free and assembly-free for effortless gifting.
- • **Pocket-Sized Divine Fun:** Compact 2.8 x 4 x 0.7 cm figure fits anywhere, ready to surprise.
- • **Universal Laugh Generator:** Ideal for believers and skeptics alike—guaranteed to spark joy and conversation.
- • **Timeless Gift for All Ages:** Perfect for uncles, nieces, siblings, partners, and teens craving a holy chuckle.

## Overview

Grow Your Own Jesus is a compact, water-activated novelty figure that expands up to 600% of its original size. Designed as a humorous gift for all ages, it requires no batteries or assembly and offers a playful twist on a classic religious icon, making it a memorable present for family and friends.

## Description

Product description This pocket-sized saviour is a great novelty gift for those who need some divine inspiration. Jesus may have turned water into wine, but applying water to this figure turns him into an even bigger Jesus! Expanding up to 600% its original size, your little Christ figure will slowly shrink back to his smaller size as he dries out.Grow Your Own toys represent fantastic gift ideas for those who like a bit of a joke. God's incarnation as man is depicted in this growing gift! Directions Add water to the figure to make it grow.

Review: It’s a funny joke that I always buy my sister something funny, and this topped it! - My sisters was in tears of laughter when I presented her this for Christmas one year. What a laugh we had; her sending me pictures of everyday that went by of the growing stages of Jesus. Such a funny little gift to give those who have a great sense of humour 😝
Review: Jesus - As expected

## Features

- He measures approx 2.8 cm x 4 cm x 0.7 cm before you add him to water
- Funny Jesus gifts for believers and non believers alike
- Perfect gift or present for your Uncle Niece Nephew Brother Sister Boyfriend Girlfriend Husband Wife Children Teenagers

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B00114WHD2 |
| Assembly Required | No |
| Batteries Required? | No |
| Batteries included? | No |
| Colour | White |
| Customer Reviews | 4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars (1,222) |
| Date First Available | 3 Nov. 2008 |
| Educational Objective(s) | Literacy |
| Manufacturer recommended age | 0 - 12 years |
| Material Type(s) | Plastic |
| Number of Game Players | 1 |
| tech_spec_battery_description_toys | No battery required |

## Images

![Grow Your Own Jesus - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81nLBdYVraL.jpg)

## Questions & Answers

**Q: Can I crucify it?**
A: I guess you could try

**Q: Does this item suitable for a 12 years boy?**
A: It's a bit underwhelming so I wouldn't personally buy it for a 12 year old boy.....

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ It’s a funny joke that I always buy my sister something funny, and this topped it!
*by E***C on 14 November 2024*

My sisters was in tears of laughter when I presented her this for Christmas one year. What a laugh we had; her sending me pictures of everyday that went by of the growing stages of Jesus. Such a funny little gift to give those who have a great sense of humour 😝

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Jesus
*by P***S on 14 January 2026*

As expected

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ It’s god
*by R***N on 7 December 2025*

It grows

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*Product available on Desertcart Slovakia*
*Store origin: SK*
*Last updated: 2026-05-19*