Tiktok Chamoy Pickle Kit With Fruit-Roll-up & Chips, Includes Lucas Gusano, Skwinkles Salsagheti & More by Ma Lit Candy (Big Tex Chamoy Pickle)

This is such a weird thing, and of course it tasted weird. But it is exactly what we expected and was a fun experiment.

Let me preface this by saying: normally I love red 40. Almost everything I eat in a day has at least a little red 40 in it. I have no issue with the consumption of potentially cancerous dyes. The red 40 was in no way my biggest issue with this pickle. The issue began before even opening the pickle bag. The bag absolutely reeked, when I say this pickle was silent but deadly I mean it. Immediately after grabbing the sealed bag the scent went so far up my nose I had a visceral bodily reaction. The first step to unboxing this pickle was opening the window. Despite it being 27 degrees outside the window was essential to surviving longer than one minute in the same room as the aforementioned pickle. The scent alone could have been used as biological warfare in WWI trenches. The scent was stronger than any axe body spray wearing gym bros. Do you remember that SpongeBob episode from 2002, Nasty Patty? The one where SpongeBob and Mr Krabs created the most disgusting Krabby Patty to ever see the light of day, and fed it to a health inspector? The taste of the chamoy pickle was arguably worse than how I imagined the patty tasted. Had the health inspector been eating this pickle the fly that choked him would have died from inhaling the fumes of this pickle long before reaching the back of his throat. Cyanobacteria, one of the earths most resilient species of bacteria, would have immediately perished upon contact with this pickle. The hydrothermal vents alone could not compare to absolutely vile and gut wrenching fumes produced by “food”. Words cannot ever truly encapsulate the disgusting vile smell that is pickle had. There is truly no fathomable way this would ever be FDA approved for human consumption.Moving on to the taste, have you ever eaton a hippos ass stuffed in a tootsie roll, covered in sea foam, and rolled through the sandbox in a playground? Well if thats something you want this pickle is perfect for you. I’m not lying when I say the scent of this pickle was identical to the taste. The pickle alone wasn’t all that bad, the first bite tasted like a normal pickle, but could someone explain exactly why the taste entirely transformed? I’m convinced this was a mind game as after the first bite it started to taste like I licked the floor of a public park restroom. In order to remove the taste of this pickle from your mouth your best bet is to consume an entire clove of garlic and hope and pray for the best. Even the trader joes green tea infused mints(totally sponsored) could not save me from the vile taste that lingered(cranberries reference) even hours after eating it. The salsaghetti combined with the sour taste of the pickle, the sweet fruit roll up, the spice of the takis, and the strange powders and liquid, could never be categorized by the roles of basic taste. If was not sweet, sour, bitter, salty, nor umami, it was its entire own taste. Taking part in the human centipede as the last person in line would not have been as bad as consuming this pickle.To conclude, I am quite sure the chamoy pickle kit is a social experiment. There is just no human way anyone could have enjoyed this. Please send your love and support to all the asmr accounts that eaten multiple of these pickles.10/10 would recommend, this is not the fumes speaking :)

it was fun to assemble and put together. i probably wouldn't buy it another time. but it was tasty when i did have it to eat!

Okay, okay.So - first thing - expiration dates were all good.The pickle looked and tasted pretty good but in my opinion, the more juice you drain from the pickle, the more you will taste the other “ingredients” + the better it will taste.Second - I made and ate this kit just about 6 hours ago and my hands and around my fingernails especially, are stained, Lol. Which of course, I expected.My overall and honest personal opinion :I can certainly see why some people love these so much! But sadly is more of a miss for me.I didnt eat the entire pickle because it was just too much, almost tasted chemically.But, I kept other items and ate the takis with the chamoy, lime packet, and the watermelon powder(threw away label, I dont know the name) but the takis were SOO good that way!Id much rather skip out entirely on the chamoy pickle and just use the powders and liquids on the takis or even on some watermelon or something Loll.

I fell victim to the tik tok trend but just couldn't bring myself to put my debit card info on tik tok (even thought they probably have access to it anyway). So buying it off amazon made me more comfortable. Anyway I was actually suprised that I like the taste of this concoction lol. The pickle its self taste like a pickle but the chamoy does give it a weird smell and after taste. It had a little bit of kick. The red powder and chamoy sauce are salty and sour also so the fruit roll up and the salsaghetti give a nice sweet balance. Wish it was two fruit roll ups so I could completely wrap the pickle because one didnt suffice. The takis give ot a nice spicy crunch. I didn't use the salt lemon packets because it was salty enough. Wish it had more candy to add to it. Overall very interesting flavor. It's an aquired taste. I'm glad I tried it!

This is so good!

Totally disgusting! Didn't come with everything it was supposed to.

It was a good evening for me, I was watching TikTok reels of people tasting this red pickle, it looked very delicious and I was excited... I could have never prepared myself for the horrors to come. This pickle released the most god Awful fumes known to mankind, when opening the package it released its juice all over and left its scent in my room, the flavor of the pickle was like eating platoe as a young child, the combination of salty, sweet, sour and disgust will linger for days, please oh God please heed my warning before purchasing this terrible, terrible thing. Please God I beg of you do nor buy this