---
product_id: 72764455
title: "Blue Q Funny Dish Towel - Screen-Printed Cotton Kitchen Towels - Secret"
brand: "blue q"
price: "€ 34.49"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 13
category: "Blue Q"
url: https://www.desertcart.sk/products/72764455-blue-q-funny-dish-towel-screen-printed-cotton-kitchen-towels
store_origin: SK
region: Slovakia
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# Vibrant, food-safe screen-printed design Generous 28" x 21" size for versatile use 100% super-absorbent cotton Blue Q Funny Dish Towel - Screen-Printed Cotton Kitchen Towels - Secret

**Brand:** blue q
**Price:** € 34.49
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🧽 Wipe with wit, dry with style — the secret ingredient your kitchen’s been craving!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Blue Q Funny Dish Towel - Screen-Printed Cotton Kitchen Towels - Secret by blue q
- **How much does it cost?** € 34.49 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.sk](https://www.desertcart.sk/products/72764455-blue-q-funny-dish-towel-screen-printed-cotton-kitchen-towels)

## Best For

- blue q enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted blue q brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Size Matters:** Generously sized at 28" x 21" to tackle everything from delicate glassware to heavy pots.
- • **Effortless Care:** Machine washable and tumble dry safe—maintains softness and color without bleach.
- • **Absorb Like a Pro:** Super-soft, lint-free cotton that dries dishes flawlessly every time.
- • **Feel Good, Do Good:** Every purchase supports global humanitarian programs—clean your kitchen and the world.
- • **Bold & Unforgettable:** Screen-printed with vibrant, food-safe inks that keep the humor alive wash after wash.

## Overview

The Blue Q Funny Dish Towel combines premium 100% cotton absorbency with a bold, screen-printed design that resists fading. Sized at 28" x 21", it’s perfect for all kitchen tasks, from drying delicate glassware to heavy-duty cleanup. Machine washable and lint-free, it offers lasting durability and softness. Plus, every purchase contributes to humanitarian causes, making it a practical, stylish, and socially conscious kitchen essential.

## Description

Bring the fun to your kitchen with the "B---h I Am The Secret Ingredient" Dish Towel by Blue Q! This kitchen towel is pure cotton perfection—super absorbent, lint-free, and designed to last. Made with high-quality materials, it’s perfect for tackling any kitchen task, whether you’re drying dishes, wiping down counters, or cleaning up spills. Screen printed using food-safe inks ensures the vibrant, funny design will last for ages, so you can enjoy the fun, quirky style for years to come without worrying about fading or wear. Sized at 28" x 21", it’s generously large, making it ideal for handling everything from delicate glassware to greasy pots and pans. Its softness makes it gentle enough for fine china, yet tough enough for everyday messes. Whether you're gifting it for a housewarming, birthday, or just because, this towel brings the laughs and makes a statement in any kitchen. It’s not just a towel, it’s a fun, functional piece of decor that will bring personality to your space. Perfect for kitchen decor and accessories, it’s the ideal way to add charm and humor to your everyday routine. Every purchase supports humanitarian programs around the world, making it a great gift that gives back. So, you can feel good about treating yourself or a loved one while supporting important causes. It’s practical, it’s hilarious, and it’s making a difference, one dish at a time!

Review: Great kitchen accessory - This towel is comedic and fantastic. With a saying like that, I had to buy it. I got this for a friend's birthday. It was a hit. It's not something you'd expect on a towel. But it's so necessary to have. Good size. Good quality. Love the design. I would buy again.
Review: Funny! - I love this! Everyone who comes through the house gets a laugh.

## Features

- Premium Quality & Design: Featuring the bold "B---h I Am The Secret Ingredient" design, this kitchen dish towel is made from 100% soft, super-absorbent cotton. The design is screen-printed with food-safe inks for vibrant, long-lasting color.
- Thirsty & lint-free: This kitchen dish towel is highly absorbent, soft, and perfect for drying delicate glassware, pots, pans, and more. Its lint-free design ensures a flawless finish, making it a must-have for your kitchen essentials.
- Generously Sized & Durable: At 28" x 21", these funny hand towels are perfect for various kitchen tasks, offering excellent coverage and versatility. With durable construction and finished edges, they make a cute, practical addition to your kitchen.
- Easy Care: This cute dish towels are machine washable with like colors, no bleach needed. Simply tumble dry for effortless maintenance. It keeps its softness, vibrant design, and durable quality wash after wash, ensuring long-lasting use.
- Gives Back with Every Purchase: Every Blue Q sale contributes 1% to humanitarian programs around the world. So when you buy this fun, durable kitchen towels you’re also supporting projects that protect our planet.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B079C58V4T |
| Age Range Description | All Ages |
| Best Sellers Rank | #14,164 in Kitchen & Dining ( See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining ) #203 in Dish Cloths & Dish Towels |
| Brand | Blue Q |
| Brand Name | Blue Q |
| Color | B-tch I Am the Secret Ingredient |
| Customer Reviews | 4.9 out of 5 stars 3,063 Reviews |
| Fabric Type | Cotton |
| Global Trade Identification Number | 00092657029923 |
| Item Dimensions L x W | 7.5"L x 14"W |
| Item Highlight | Funny Kitchen Towels with playful designs, 100% cotton fabric, absorbent lint-free material, durable everyday kitchen use |
| Item Weight | 2.4 ounces |
| Manufacturer | Blue Q |
| Manufacturer Part Number | WW324 |
| Material | Cotton |
| Material Type | Cotton |
| Model Name | Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient |
| Model Number | WW324 |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Number of Packs | 1 |
| Other Special Features of the Product | Non-toxic |
| Pattern | Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient |
| Product Care Instructions | Machine Wash, Tumble Dry |
| Product Dimensions | 7.5"L x 14"W |
| Product Style | B---H I Am The Secret Ingredient |
| Set Name | Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient |
| Shape | Rectangular |
| Size | 21x28 Inch (Pack of 1) |
| Target Audience | Women |
| Theme | Food |
| Towel Form Type | Kitchen Cloth |
| Towel form type | Kitchen Cloth |
| UPC | 092657029923 |
| Unit Count | 1 Count |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Blue Q
- **Color:** B-tch I Am the Secret Ingredient
- **Material:** Cotton
- **Product Dimensions:** 7.5"L x 14"W
- **Towel form type:** Kitchen Cloth

## Images

![Blue Q Funny Dish Towel - Screen-Printed Cotton Kitchen Towels - Secret - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71EVsAzlO3L.jpg)
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## Available Options

This product comes in different **Color** options.

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great kitchen accessory
*by C***H on September 1, 2026*

This towel is comedic and fantastic. With a saying like that, I had to buy it. I got this for a friend's birthday. It was a hit. It's not something you'd expect on a towel. But it's so necessary to have. Good size. Good quality. Love the design. I would buy again.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Funny!
*by J***D on May 24, 2026*

I love this! Everyone who comes through the house gets a laugh.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hilarious and Well Made
*by G***E on January 30, 2026*

I absolutely love this brand and it’s honestly one of my top ten favorites. Everything I’ve ever bought from them has been amazing quality, from socks to potholders to towels, and this one is no exception. The towel is well made, durable, and the design is hilarious. I love how personalized and funny each piece feels. I got this towel as a gift and it was a huge hit. I highly recommend these towels if you’re looking for something fun but still great quality.

## Frequently Bought Together

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*Product available on Desertcart Slovakia*
*Store origin: SK*
*Last updated: 2026-09-19*