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product_id: 79889592
title: "Christmas Card Funny Rude – I'D WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS BUT YOU'RE A TWAT – Xmas Greeting Card Adult - White"
brand: "cards-hit"
price: "€ 0.42"
currency: EUR
in_stock: false
url: https://www.desertcart.sk/products/79889592-christmas-card-funny-rude-id-wish-you-a-merry-christmas
store_origin: SK
region: Slovakia
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# FSC certified sustainable A6 size (148mm x 105mm) 350gsm thick card Christmas Card Funny Rude – I'D WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS BUT YOU'RE A TWAT – Xmas Greeting Card Adult - White

**Brand:** cards-hit
**Price:** € 0.42
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Summary

> 🎄 Send a Merry F***ing Christmas!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Christmas Card Funny Rude – I'D WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS BUT YOU'RE A TWAT – Xmas Greeting Card Adult - White by cards-hit
- **How much does it cost?** € 0.42 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.sk](https://www.desertcart.sk/products/79889592-christmas-card-funny-rude-id-wish-you-a-merry-christmas)

## Best For

- cards-hit enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted cards-hit brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Eco-Friendly Fun:** Made from sustainable sources, so you can laugh guilt-free.
- • **Crafted with Love:** Handmade by graphic design enthusiasts who embrace the art of swearing.
- • **Unleash Your Inner Cheek:** Perfect for those who prefer humor over sentimentality.
- • **Blank Canvas for Creativity:** Personalize your message with your own cheeky twist.
- • **Intellectually Approved Humor:** Swearing is linked to higher IQ—send a card that’s as smart as it is funny!

## Overview

This cheeky A6 Christmas card, printed on thick 350gsm card and featuring a bright orange envelope, is perfect for those who appreciate humor over traditional sentiments. Blank inside for your own personalized message, it’s crafted sustainably and designed to stand out. Ideal for friends who enjoy a good laugh, this card proves that a little rudeness can go a long way in spreading holiday cheer.

## Description

There’s a lot to be said for the beauty of a friendship where you can just say exactly what you’re thinking, exactly when you’re thinking it, and our I’d wish you a Merry Christmas but you’re a cuntChristmas card expresses this type of friendship flawlessly. Forget sickly sweet cards that no one even reads, why not send a cardshit.com card this year and make sure that you stand out from the pack?FeaturesBlank insideA6 size350gsm cardOrange envelopeCellophane bag packed

## Features

- Our cards are: Blank inside for your own message | This card is A6 size (approx. 148mm x 105mm) | Professionally printed onto thick 350gsm card, in London | Comes with a bright orange coloured envelope | Carefully packaged in clear cello bag for protection | From sustainable sources certified by FSC
- Our cheeky sense of humour: Ok maybe cheeky should be replaced with down right rude and crude. Some might say our Christmas cards are offensive but we think when you know your friends well it's just good natured banter. Think friendly bants rolled into a beautifully designed A6 greeting card. Sloppy, romantic cards are not for everyone. So be rude and crude about your feelings. Why should the greetings cards we send be different to the banter we have with our mates at Christmas?
- Blank A6 Christmas card: for your own Christmas message. No one can dispute that certain people buy greeting cards with sickly prewritten messages inside. Christmas messages extolling sentiments that you would never even be caught dead thinking. A truly personalised card is blank for you to write your unique naughty, rude message to your friend. Whether it's a Christmas card for a man or a woman, send your best Christmas wishes from the bottom of your profanity inspired heart
- Handmade cards powered by love: A love of swearing and graphic design. Created by potty mouth people who combine their inability to stop swearing with their love of graphic design to create beautiful greeting cards. Our funny, rude Christmas cards start as ideas, usually generated in a pub, before handing over to our card designers who are obsessed with creating Christmas cards that stand out and are different. Our sustainable card is then hand cut, printed, folded and packed
- Brainy people send rude cards: When it comes to buying Christmas cards for friends or sending happy Christmas wishes don't fear the profanities. It's actually a positive reflection on intellect. According to the Language Sciences Journal 2015 - people that use swear words have a higher IQ than those that don't. So scribble down those rude words and give someone a truly happy Christmas whilst proving you're a brain box at the same time. Your friends will be Lol'ing and ROFL'ing in no time

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Item Weight | 18 g |
| Colour | White |
| Pattern | Graphic |

## Images

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![Christmas Card Funny Rude – I'D WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS BUT YOU'RE A TWAT – Xmas Greeting Card Adult - White - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81+21bssqiL.jpg)

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*Product available on Desertcart Slovakia*
*Store origin: SK*
*Last updated: 2026-03-21*