Chicken HAT MGS Metal Gear Solid 5 V The Phantom Pain Plushie Headwear Cap

"Now do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to do? I cheated death, thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my mark. You have too - you've written your own history. You're your own man. I'm Big Boss, and you are too... No... He's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "legend" - it's ours. We can change the world - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you're Big Boss."

If you're repeatedly failing at life, this is the hat for you! Once the hat is strapped on, you're invisible to your enemies. It gives you the winning edge you've been looking for! Some would call this hat "embarrassing". They're wrong. It fits great and is soft to the touch. I only wish it came in a bigger cardboard box. I could really use one.

This tactical piece of equipment will make sneaking around much easier.

It's a little tight. Kind of wish they had various sizes.

Sent this hat as a gag gift. The recipient is thrilled and is the best therapy for a rough day. Who can't be happy wearing this?!

Very nice

Love it. Awesome

And now to walk around in public without being detected.