World's Smallest Illumination’s Minions: The Rise of Gru Fart Blaster

Ah, the Fart Blaster — a gift that transcends age, gender, and maturity (or the lack thereof). I procured this gem for my five-year-old's birthday, mostly as a personal contribution to spice up the otherwise standard gift pile. While my wife handles the thoughtful and practical presents, I’m here for the unadulterated chaos — and chaos I got. The Fart Blaster quickly became the undisputed champion of the birthday haul, outshining even the most earnest attempts at educational toys.I can confidently say that my daughter has "blasted" so many farts through this device that it has already achieved a status of legendary financial efficiency — it’s practically paid for itself. Now, if you happen to share my refined sense of humor (which, at 41, is somewhere between juvenile and criminal), you, too, will find joy in the sheer audacity of each blast. The sound, the timing — it’s art.At this point, the Fart Blaster has become something of a catchphrase in our household. My daughter doesn’t just fart; she lets loose at the most socially questionable moments, often to the delight of all involved. I daresay it’s even a perfect punctuation mark at the end of a particularly tense parent-child interaction. “And on that note, young lady, I think we’re done here... PBBBBBTTT!” Instant comic relief, and just like that, the argument is over.So, here’s my recommendation: if you’ve got a child who appreciates humor of the highest order, and you, too, enjoy a good fart joke (or, let’s be real, you live for them), then this is the perfect addition to your household. Bring joy, laughter, and just a little bit of irreverence to your home — and for goodness’ sake, let 'em rip.

Not too loud and perfect for kids!

I gave these to my grandsons and they thought it was hilarious.

The media could not be loaded. Exactly like the picture. Still smaller than I was expecting but I didn't pay much attention to the sizes when purchasing. However my daughter loves it and it fits well in her hand.

She loves it and cheaper then the one in my local stores

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Ordered this as a gift for a friend and while we excitedly opened it, the item was broken and does not play any sound. We opened up the battery compartment thinking the batteries were just loose but they were fine. Extremely disappointing.

Bought for our grandsons 6th birthday! It was a big hit!’