Tracy's Next Generation Wireless Waterproof Massage with 10 Powerful Vibration (Pink)

BUY ONE. That is all. Lol.But seriously.... if you have read the ‘funny review’ about the goat etc etc, that review is completely accurate lol.

Wow this should be available on prescription

Got this as gift for a friend after that 'review' and she loved it!! now she's paying it forward by buying for others :-)

OK, so I'm not a particularly religious woman, but lord have mercy! I was looking for something but I didn't know what (UNTIL NOW) but i knew time was short, so I needed to be able to have my solo party in good time...anyway...you know the whole thing about vampires, like, they can't enter your home unless you invite them in (vampire diaries reference) i am pretty sure this thing needs the same warning. you know it could kill you but you let it in anyway! i have had near death experiences before, but nothing like this. my entire soul left my body. i knew it had gone somewhere, but where i don't know (even now I'm pretty sure its F off for good) once i levitated i realized i had passed through the inner depths of hell only to find myself detouring back to heaven. (fortunately i had enough time to high five Jesus on my way back) the look he gave me I'm pretty sure that will be the first and last time ill see him. the other thing about this are the sounds (not from the "massager" but from me) i watch a lot of anime shows growing up and i realized halfway through my 666 orgasm that i was speaking Japanese. i think i unlocked a part of my brain i didn't know existed. with that being said I decided I was strong enough to go again. (maybe this time i would unlock my dragon ball Z super sayan power) to my surprise exactly that happened, if not more. Jesus take the wheel i am saved! (speaking in tongues per request of convulsion) speaking of saved, my soul had briefly returned, but then left, once it realized i had plans to "help myself" a further 3 times. I don't know if your reading this but i would appreciate it if you returned to me. I am currently trotting about like a season 2 of the walking dead. and to my vagina. I am writing to apologize for all the times i told you i would only do it one more time. to my mortgage lender i apologize i am willing to allow future repossession due to missed payments. I cannot get out of bed due to the paraplegic condition my labia is in. And to my family. I know I said i would cook this Xmas but I won't be able to due to some very foreseen circumstances. To my cat I promise I will bury you as soon as I can find you. I'm pretty sure you are dead by now, being that I haven't fed you since this heathen entered my home. And as for you Tracey. The last time I had a Tracey in my house, the bitch stole my phone and then helped me look for it. I wasn't sure if I should have let you in but I'm rather pleased I did.

I have tried many types of "massager" and nothing has ever compared to this.Just buy it.Buy it and enjoy yourself.

Just do it buy one

Oh my word, it true what all the others have wrote. I'm sure I left my body while using it. Take a bit of adjusting to get it right but once you do, OH MY GOD!!! After I finished I couldn't remember where I was or who I am, my legs weren't my own and I couldn't think straight. Ladies buy one, you won't be sorry