Chemical Guys WAC_707 EcoSmart Hyper Concentrated Waterless Car Wash and Wax, Safe for Cars, Trucks, SUVs, Motorcycles, RVs & More, 128 oz (1 Gallon)

Listen, I’m not saying my car is a magnet for bird poop, but if there was an Olympic event for “Most Creative Splatter Patterns by Feathered Fiends,” my poor sedan would be the canvas of champions. No matter where I park—shady tree, open lot, or that one sketchy spot by the dumpster—birds find me. It’s like they’ve got a group chat called “Operation: Ruin This Guy’s Paint Job.” So, when I discovered the Chemical Guys WAC_707RU_16 EcoSmart Waterless Car Wash & Wax, it was like finding Excalibur in a porta-potty. This stuff is my new ride-or-die, and I keep a bottle in my car at all times, right next to my emergency granola bars and my girlfriend’s glittery sunglasses she insists on leaving everywhere.Here’s the scene: I’m on a date, feeling like James Bond in my (freshly washed) car, when—SPLAT—a bird unloads what looks like a Jackson Pollock masterpiece on my hood. My girlfriend, bless her, screams, “Not again! It’s like they’re aiming for you!” I don’t panic. I’m a man with a plan. I pull over, whip out my EcoSmart like it’s a lightsaber, and get to work. This stuff is magic. You spray it on, wipe it with a microfiber cloth (pro tip: keep those in your trunk too), and boom—bird poop vanishes faster than my dignity when I tried to “taste the rainbow” with her kombucha collection. The wax in it leaves my car shinier than my forehead after a spicy taco night, and it’s so easy I could do it blindfolded (though I don’t recommend trying).The best part? It’s waterless, so I’m not out here looking like a soggy chihuahua trying to hose down my car in a gas station parking lot. It’s safe for my car’s paint, my motorcycle, and probably my ego if I could spray it there. Plus, it smells like victory, not like the inside of a bird’s regret. I’ve used it on my SUV, my buddy’s RV, and even my neighbor’s creepy van with the wizard mural—works like a charm every time.One time, I was mid-wipe when my girlfriend goes, “Babe, you’re like a poop-fighting superhero!” and I’m pretty sure that’s the moment I peaked in life. The EcoSmart is my cape. It’s compact, so it fits in my glovebox, ready for the next avian assault. And let’s be real, with my luck, I’ll be fending off a Hitchcock-level bird attack by next Tuesday.Verdict: The Chemical Guys EcoSmart Waterless Car Wash & Wax is a 16-ounce bottle of pure, bird-poop-destroying joy. It’s easy, effective, and makes my car look so good my girlfriend almost forgave me for eating her last yogurt. If you’re battling the same feathered foes I am, get this stuff. Your car—and your sanity—will thank you. Five stars, no contest. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I hear a suspicious caw outside.Note: No birds were harmed in the making of this review, but I’m definitely side-eyeing that pigeon on my mailbox.

This is a great stuff! I cleaned my car very easily that needed a good wash for a very-very long time AND got off bird's poop that also was there for a bit too long! I was very pleasantly surprised how great this stuff worked!! So not messy! Totally awesome! Highly recommend!

Used Eco-Ru + Jetseal as recommended in the chemical guys video and after one dirty snowy week, my car is shining like a mirror again! In fact, I used it outdoor and it still worked really well, even Jetseal! I bought the small bottle once and now I upgraded to the large bottle because the large bottle is literally half the price per volume, allowing you to wash once a week for 2 months before running out, that's insane value!

Updated: First off, let me say that I do like Chemical Guys products. Though I think that there's only a few products in their entire lineup that are actually worth buying. This is one of them but it does have its cons. The Ecowash is great for your between washes as long as your car isn't too grimy or has anything that's caked on. I live in Southern California so I use it mostly to just take the dust and dirt that builds up over a few days. While, it does say to you 8 oz to 1 gallon of distilled water I found that it's a lot better to use 12 oz to 1 gallon of water just to make it a little bit more slic,k luby if you want. You do get a little bit more thickness and a little bit of better cleaning when you do 12 to 1. You also have to remember to give it some time to dwell on the paint that way I can lift up some of the dirt and then you just get the microfiber towel, and really just let the Ecowash do all the work.My only con with it so far has been that whenever I order something else that comes in a gallon from Chemical Guys, the solutions never seems to be equal in the two bottles. Most of their 1 gallon containers look identical and they're never really at the same level when I receive them but oh well.

Pretty good product for in between washes.

This product will fill up the chemical guys 1.5L spray bottle 4 times. The 1.5L bottle gives me 8 full washes so I'll be able to wash my Jeep 32 times with this one bottle. Super simple other than the math on filling up the 1.5L bottle. My math came up with 3.25oz and the bottle is 16 so I just used 4oz per fill up. It gets bugs and road grime off fairly well but, when you buff it, it shines like brand new. The smell is really pleasing to where it's kind of addictive and the sent stays even after being buffed.